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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
kittie-tittie:

Rock n Roll Baby